Wait, like, talk to one another?  Um. Okay.

In Case Of Introverted Emergencies …

If you are motivated to send me a message, please understand the following:

1) If you are a family member, please don’t. Sorry Mom.

2) If you are a friend of mine, please don’t. Instead, come up to me in public and ask me all kinds of personal questions in public settings.

3) Otherwise, feel free to write, express your feelings, etc. etc. I’m sure I will look at it at some point, compose a detailed response in my head, then write back something completely awkward like, “Hahaha hi.”

Seriously though, it’s cool. Write to me!