Wait, like, talk to one another?  Ew, gross.

So, I’m actually pretty against social interactions of any sort, but just in case you are motivated to send me a message, please understand the following:

1) If you are a family member, please don’t. Sorry Mom.

2) If you are a friend of mine, please don’t. Instead, come up to me in public and ask me all kinds of personal questions, I’m certain to hate that much more.

3) Otherwise, feel free to write, express your feelings, etc. etc. I’m sure I will look at it at some point, compose a detailed response in my head, then write back something completely awkward like, “Hahaha hi.”

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