SPACE PEW PEW – the two-time bestselling absurdist space opera is a high-energy adventure about loyalty, chaos, and friendship across the weirdest corners of the galaxy.
Captain Alex Aurora, a charmingly underachieving smuggler, and his sarcastic android best friend Toshiro accidentally ignite an interstellar mess after crossing the wrong cosmic crime boss. What follows is an explosive, laugh-loaded journey full of razor-sharp banter, outrageous action, heartfelt character beats, and a devastating amount of pop-culture shrapnel.
Fast, funny, and unexpectedly emotional, SPACE PEW PEW blends the irreverent spirit of Galaxy Quest and The Fifth Element with the character-driven heart of Firefly. Readers praise its wild humor, cinematic pacing, and the surprising depth beneath its absurdity, cementing SPACE PEW PEW as a fan favorite.
The Caretaker – A mind-bending urban fantasy about death, memory, and the cost of becoming whole.
When William St. Denis takes his own life in 1915, Death — the Concept itself — resurrects him and makes him Her Caretaker. Cursed with no memory of his past and bound to an ancient cosmic duty, William must confront a supernatural world woven from love, loss, betrayal, and the dangerous truths hiding inside his own mind.
In this expanded and remastered edition, The Caretaker drags the reader through a reality fractured by time, psychology, and metaphysics. What begins as a mysterious second chance spirals into a high-stakes battle between living embodiments of ideas that shape existence. To survive, William must unravel who he was, who he is, and what Death really wants from him.
Dark, emotional, and cinematic, The Caretaker blends the psychological depth of The Matrix, the mythic surrealism of The Sandman, and the raw vulnerability of a personal reckoning.
Joy-Jitsu – The Art of Living a Joyful Life
Joy-Jitsu was born from darkness and built to help others out of it. Co-authored with Erik Allan and Kyle Mahadeo of Budo Brothers, this book blends real stories, hard truths, and practical tools into a clear, compassionate guide for reclaiming purpose and joy.
Drawing from martial arts philosophy, mindset training, and personal experiences with grief, loss, and transformation, Joy-Jitsu teaches how to face adversity with resilience, curiosity, and courage. At its core is the white-belt mentality — the willingness to stay open, learn continuously, and rebuild your inner world with intention.
Joy-Jitsu is a roadmap for anyone feeling stuck, overwhelmed, or disconnected from who they want to be. It’s about cultivating joy as a daily practice, realigning to your values, and creating strength that radiates outward.
How To Expose Yourself To Women (Emotionally or Whatever)
Brace yourself for an unhinged, deeply satirical relationship guide delivered through the questionable wisdom of Uncle Floyd Cooper — a seven-time divorcée, back-porch philosopher, and self-appointed expert on the female mind. This book blends outrageous redneck comedy with surprisingly sharp commentary on modern masculinity, emotional intelligence, and the absolute circus of human courtship.
What begins as a hillbilly how-to spirals into a riotous mix of horrific relationship advice, brilliant satire, and moments of unexpected heart. Readers have compared it to “a redneck Book of the Dead,” “Bukowski by way of Jerry Springer,” and “the literary equivalent of listening to your drunk uncle give relationship advice at Thanksgiving.”
Includes the award-nominated short story “The Ballad of Esmerelda Calhoun,” a hillbilly horror-comedy on par with Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. A cult hit for readers who enjoy their comedy brash, their satire sharp, and their relationship advice… questionable at best.
Anthologies – Editor-In-Chief
INSERT COIN is the first of a 4-anthology project in partnership with Raconteur Press. This original IP is all about the glory days of arcades, but with a Tron twist where young characters end up pulled into video games and going on high-stakes digital adventures in game worlds.
The stories were hand picked by David from over 50 submissions curated into an incredible mix of adventures, twists, turns, and stakes. There are arcades, pizza, hideously patterned ’80s carpets, coins clinking into machines, and pop culture references galore.
Pirates, VR games, historical twists and grand space battles with hilarious banter await in this awesome project.