“See, I’m a cultured man. I’ve been places. I’ve been to Huntsville, Alabama. I’ve been to Birmingham, Alabama. Hell, I’ve even been to Montgomery, Alabama. I’ve spent time in Tuscaloosa, and there was even a time where I stopped in Mobile, though that was just to take a shit out behind the Civic Center after I got in a fight with a hooker that sprung a surprise package on me.”

-Uncle Floyd Cooper, Relationship Expert

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